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Why You Never Eat Kangaroos With Martinis

     In a world of confusion and social sadness, there is a lot of misconception regarding the correct protocol in the consumption of kangaroos. The thing is, you find yourself looking at a small, cuddly kangaroo (red or grey - your preference) and as you gaze into its horse-like face and its deep, dark, liquid-esque eyeballs of happiness, you think: "Martini or Blood Mary?" Then you look around awkwardly, hoping that nobody can see that you are now in a totally embarrassing situation where your urbane suavity has abandoned you entirely.      The thing is, most people don't look at the simple indicators in this world of ours. We never see  Read More